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robotchickfromhell:

Aires: The girlfriend who loves to cheat at boardgames and out run their partner, is always attempting to look daring and brave, likes to climb all over their partner and leave little hickies and love bites, will definitely chew out someone for their partner, likes to show their best features in front of their partner at all times

Taurus: The girlfriend that loves to kiss looong goodbyes, is always poking or nudging at their partner at an attempt to get their attention, always knows the smoothest responses to things, neck kisses, likes to sleep holding/being held, dirty jokes, subtle (not so subtle) flirt

Gemini: The girlfriend that is low-key jealous af, likes to wakeup their partner to kisses, pda, holds their partner’s whole arm when walking together, likes to have their hair played with, likes to run their fingers over their partner’s chest/abdomin,hardcore dirty talk, is honestly so happy to be tolerated

Cancer: The girlfriend who protects their precious baby at all costs, loves to listen to the partner’s passions and ambitions, is always looking for things their partner would like/things that remind them, touchy-touchy-touchy all the time, if an awkward tension or disagreement occurs their first instinct is to hug their partner, would actually rip someone to shreds for their partner, likes to feel praised and adored

Virgo: The girlfriend who is low-key concerned for their partner at all times, is always worried when their partner does anything dangerous(physically or otherwise), really soft, likes to pet/rub their partner, gives the cutest little nick names, a bit of a tease, always trying to figure their partner out

Libra: The girlfriend who gives back scratches, lots of giggling, likes to bake for their partner, will kick their partner’s butt in Mario Kart, is attracted to tall people, heavy breathing, likes to touch their partner’s head/hair, likes to be comforted, shower kisses, strange dance moves, secret flirts

Scorpio: The girlfriend who loves to see their partner doing things deemed to be kind traits like playing with kids or dogs(they find sweetness a huge turn on), part of them wants a dominant partner but are drawn to more submissive, gives great massages, the expert on how to turn someone on, secretly really likes the more popular person for a partner, moaners

Leo: The girlfriend who wants all of their friends to love their partner, seeks approval and admiration often, needs someone who is equal to them in status and reputation, like feeling submissive as they are normally alphas, buys expensive and over-the-top gifts, so much PDA, smiling into kisses, up for anything

Sagittarius: The girlfriend who loves to tease and make fun of their partner, likes going on fun and adventurous dates, has really strange(yet cute) nick names for their partner, will definitely steal their partner’s clothes(will not return them), super fun and hot, often ends good relationships on the search for something better, great hair, pillow fights

Capricorn: The girlfriend who is meme AF, wants to shower their partner in affection but doesn’t quite know how, loves a funny guy, wants someone who will draw out their silly side, fantastic lips, shows their affection in cute little moments of excitement with a peck or a random ‘I LOVE YOU’, supper funny, actually really chill, secretly romantic

Aquarius: The girlfriend who loves to just look at how attractive their partner is, likes to be more submissive, always putting their feet on their partner??, hates coming up with date plans, doesn’t dress up often but when they do they look like stars, loves cheek/nose kisses, sleepy makeup sessions, neck stroking

Pisces: The girlfriend who makes cute little crafty/artsy things for their partner, likes a partner that will be a music and movie snob with them, making out in the pool, very sentimental, will keep gifts their partner gives them forever, reading and coming up with stories, little pixies

ok I usually don’t reblog shit like this but this is so accurate holy shit

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myastroinsider:

(Also check the Moon/Mercury/Ascendant)

Aries: Fidgeting, bouncing their knee, pacing the floor, rubbing their temples, slamming doors/objects out of frustration, tension headaches, impatience   

Taurus: Stress eating, avoiding social interaction, hoarding their possessions, defensiveness, comparing themselves to others, hoarseness, dry mouth 

Gemini: Restlessness, shaky hands, drumming their fingers, glancing frequently around the room, rambling, biting their nails to the quick 

Cancer: Upset stomachs, stewing over what’s wrong and how to fix it, hypersomnia, a choked up feeling, hypersensitivity, calling on others for support

Leo: Rapid heartbeat, fake displays of self-confidence, feeling cold and shaky (poor circulation), acting territorial, tension in the upper back/shoulders

Virgo: Pen chewing, pains in their lower abdomen, overworking themselves, forgetting small tasks, leaving important items behind, nitpicking everything

Libra: Excessive chattiness, wringing their hands, rapidly fluctuating opinions/ideas, social self-consciousness, second guessing themselves 

Scorpio: Insomnia, isolating themselves, responding with clipped ‘yes/no’ answers, troubled facial expressions, avoiding eye contact, low sex drive 

Sagittarius: Dragging their feet, sighing loudly, avoiding what’s making them nervous, getting lost in their thoughts, nervous laughter, gritting their teeth 

Capricorn: Difficulty concentrating, forgetting important names/dates, being hard on themselves/others, blunt speech, downplaying issues, weak knees 

Aquarius: Migraines, losing their train of thought, tightness in the chest, tingling sensations in the body, hyperactivity, poor multi-tasking, argumentativeness 

Pisces: Terrible nightmares about their conscious/unconscious fears, sweaty feet and/or hands, imagining the worst, brain fog, tapping their feet 

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rocketzodiac:

Aries
- you let your past haunt you
- you either sit on the front or the back row
- you act very formal but you shittalk nonsense with your friends
- you’re a heavy wine drinker
- you are afraid of being a coward and will reck your own comfort zone from time to time just for the heck of it

Taurus
- you have a signature handwriting
- you raise your voice when you complain
- you’re always home except you’re never home
- your parents have no idea how to deal with you
- you’re smarter than you think

Gemini
- you’ve got a thing for the right lighting
- you cant use sarcasm properly
- sometimes you just glitch
- you’ll rant about your own day for hours, sometimes just wont stfu
- you practically raised yourself, you take little help from others

Cancer
- you use the same mug for everything
- you make people feel important
- you’re not afraid of shitposts
- you’ve got the sweetest dance moves
- you have a lot to take in

Leo
- you somehow manage to always be chic, your look is always on point
- you have lowkey (maybe highkey) interests you keep as secrets
- you’re a queen and you treat your best friends like royalty
- you are generous without ever forgetting your values
- you have so many doubts like omg it’s okayy drink up your evian 

Virgo
- you know all the lyrics to whatever song is playing
- you want to be mysterious but you blurt out your entire life to strangers
- you love a little drama
- you’re always forgetting simple words
- you take a lot of pretty selfies

Libra
- you always share your food
- you never leave the house without forgetting at least 3 important things
- hands in essays way before the deadline or at the last minute, keeping up the quality either way
- best acquaintance of the debate team
- witty and unique sense of humor, will always laugh at cute things

Scorpio
- you’re always breaking your own heart
- you never finish your food
- you give 100 hugs a day
- fastest, on the spot silly jokes
- you have a sixth sense for recognizing sucky parties

Sagittarius
- teachers usually dislike you
- you have pictures, magazine scraps and random images hanging on your bedroom walls
- you’re not ashamed to eat plain mayo straight from the jar in public
- you have pretty socks
- you should probably wash your hair more often

Capricorn
- you always remember all of the supporting characters’ names in every fckin movie u watch
- only the greatest kisser EVER
- you’re lowkey pissed 24/7
- your cranky old man potential is off limits
- you’re constantly making a lot of phone calls

Aquarius
- you get more than you give
- you make weird/cute animal noises
- you + alcohol: a love story
- either were or still is a big nerd
- best date to take to school dance, super chill in social events

Pisces
- you’re always having a cold
- you’re a heavy sleeper
- you like lemon ice cream w/ caramel syrup way too much
- stubborn to the bone
- 2 years from now you will be unrecognizable

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